Sunday, September 9, 2007

The Five Stages of Real Estate Grief

I posted a version of this on the L.A. Land blog the other day. Ha!

DENIAL: "Don't listen to those doom and gloomers. They're nothing but a bunch of jealous renters. Probably Democrats."

ANGER: "You traitors in the liberal media are driving down prices and killing the American Dream! And dammit, stop laughing at me!"

SADNESS: "I'll be ruined, I'll tell you! Ruined! Everything I've worked for will be gone! Just kill me now!"

BARGAINING: "Okay, maybe things got a little out of hand. If I take a 15% haircut, will you give me a bailout?"


ACCEPTANCE: "Honey, who knew that we'd be so happy in a trailer?"

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